Wednesday, March 16, 2005

The Wisdom of the Elders

My elders tell me that me that I should never kiss a dog full on the lips. Doing so might result in other kinds of temptations. After all, dogs are known to eat one another's feces. But I submit that any one of us would do the same if the chef came highly enough recommended.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jho said...

Many a woman has kissed a dog on the lips, and I'm not talking about Fido.

Personally, I'd rather kiss a frog. At least you know there's a chance it could turn into a prince.

Wed Mar 16, 05:22:00 PM PST  

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