The Wisdom of the Elders
My elders tell me that me that I should never kiss a dog full on the lips. Doing so might result in other kinds of temptations. After all, dogs are known to eat one another's feces. But I submit that any one of us would do the same if the chef came highly enough recommended.
posted by Victor Schnickelfritz at 8:32 AM
1 Comments:
Many a woman has kissed a dog on the lips, and I'm not talking about Fido.
Personally, I'd rather kiss a frog. At least you know there's a chance it could turn into a prince.
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